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Considering the size of
Pokémon Aaah!, one person can't really answer
all of your questions concerning certain pages here. So if
your question falls under one of these topics, then email
the appropriate person.
But first, read the PA! email
FAQ.
Q: Are these fake cards for
sale? Q: What program to you use to
make your fake cards? Q: How do you pronounce/spell
"Aaah!"? Q: Do you need help with your
web site? Q: Can I be the webmaster? Q: Can I at least be on
staff? Q: Can you help me build my
web site? Q: Can you visit my web
site? Q: Can I use the AOL embed
image thing to send you an image? Q: Can you be my friend? Q: Can I send you a fan
fic? Q: How did you get so
popular? Q: Can you make me
popular? Q: Can I use your images on my
page? Q: HA! I stole/modified your
images. Now what are you going to do about that?! Q: Hey! You didn't
update!!! Q: Hey! You didn't answer my
email!! Q: Your card fonts don't
work! Q: Can I call you by your real
name? Q: Can I be a moderator/admin
for the PA! Fourms? Q: This site, is without a
doubt, the worst website ever. Q: As a viewer, I feel you owe
me for this crappy site. Q: [slight pause]
Worst website ever. Q: Well still, your fake cards
suck. Q: Hey! There's this guy named
"Zippo" over at the Pokémon Factory, and he has
ALL your fake cards!! There. Now we hoped you read over
the above FAQ. We don't want you to get upset if none of us
replies to your email!
If you think you're ready to email
us, here's the email addresses. Remember, we are all busy
people (with our own lives outside this web site), so
don't get mad at us if your email isn't replied to.
Q: Are these cards
real?
A: Heck no. They're FAKE. That's why this is a
Fake Card web site.
A: These fake cards are not for sale. Heck,
they're not even real, so how can we sell them to
you? Besides, we can get arrested for selling fake
cards.
A: Nick15 personally uses Adobe Photoshop 5 to
compile the cards and draw some of the images, and uses
Infini-D 4.5 to draw the 3D images. .... Adobe
Photoshop is still being sold regularly, but I don't
think Infini-D is anymore.
A: Originally is was meant to be "scream bloody
murder", however now it's just any which way you want to
say it. It could be a sigh or relief, or a yelp of
disgust, or whatever. As for spelling, you can spell it
"Ah!" or "AAAAhhhhahhhhhhgggha!!!!" and it's still
basically refer to PA!.
A: Maybe. What can you do?
A: Sorry, but besides Nick15 (and anyone he chooses),
no one can be webmaster.
A: Is there anything ORIGINAL you can do for this
site?
A: No, we're all TOO busy with Pokémon
Aaah!.
A: Maybe.... does it have to do with Pokémon
or Fake Cards?
A: NO!!! NO!!! Don't EVER use the crappy AOL embed
image thing. Instead ATTACH the image to
your email. ATTACH the image. ATTACH the image. ATTACH
the image. ... ATTACH the image.
A: Uhm.... we all have enough friends (unless you
happen to be over 17 and a girl, then I'll be your friend
).
If anything, there are plenty of friends over at the
PA!
Fourms for you.
A: Uh... no... we're not taking fan fic submissions
yet.
A: Hard work and A LOT of politics.
A: ... What am I getting out of it? If you pay us,
maybe we'll make you popular.
A: No, except for the fake cards made by the staff
here. We don't want people stealing our stuff. If we find
out you took something from PA!, we'll either tell you to
take it off from your site... or just play around with
you for a while. ;)
A: Well, we'll talk to the company who's hosting your
site about Internet theft. They'd love to kick you off.
Or we'll talk to your ISP about Internet theft. They'd
love to disconnect you. Or we'll talk to our Lawyer about
Internet theft. He'd love to sue you. ... Or we'll just
play around with the stolen image, maybe we could use it
as some free advertisement.
A: Tough. We all have a life, you know. We can't
update it EVERY day.
A: Tough. We can't reply to EVERYONE's email. You try
replying to like 100 emails a day.
A: Our name isn't Tech Support, so don't tell us
about it. Besides, we don't dabble in fonts any more, so
it's even less our problem.
A: We'd prefer if you didn't. It's bad Internet
manners to call someone by their real name while on the
Internet (unless they say it's OK).
A: No. Not now, not ever, no way. WE choose the
moderators and admins if we feel you're worthy enough.
;)
A: Yeah, well what right do you have to complain
about it?
A: What? We're giving you thousands of hours of
entertainment for free. What
could we possibly owe you? If anything, you
owe us!
A: That doesn't even deserve an answer.
A: I know they do. I'm probably the only fake card
maker to acknowledge that.
Just because I'm the Fake Card Master doesn't mean I
actually like my work. The deal is, I'm never satisified
with what I do. My stuff DOES suck, and none of anyone's
sucking up and endless complements will change my mind.
See, if I'm actually satisfied with my work, then I
wouldn't change it. And if I never change my work, it can
never get any better. At least with my discontempt and
sickness for my own work, I can strive to get better at
it. ... Of course, I'm not the only person to think this
way, most other artists agree with me (or I agree with
them... either way).
A: Actually, Zippo is Nick15. He jumped on with the
Pokémon Factory way before PA! was ever popular.
However, he couldn't choose Nick15 for his name, so he
chose one of his Pokémon USA Pokémon,
Zippo.Pokémon USA
Questions: Terry
Tibke
Pokémon City Questions: Robert
H. Magnusson
Metropolitan Masters Questions: David
Klug
News: Hackman
TCG Questions, Page Updates: IVIegaX
PA! in General: Nick15
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